A supermodel was once caught having sex with a random person she had just met on the street.

Paparazzi asked why she picked that person in particular. The supermodel said that she had a sudden and irresistible urge to hook up with someone and he happened to be closest. When they questioned her further, she replied "I guess it was just pretty fucking convenient."

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