Dirty Ernie and the Vocabulary Lesson

Dirty Ernie goes to school one day, and his teacher starts off with a Vocabulary Lesson.

"Class," she says, "who can think of a word that starts with the letter 'U'?"

Only Dirty Ernie puts his hand up. Now, the teacher doesn't want to choose Dirty Ernie, because she knows that he'll say something rude.

"Can anyone think of a word that starts with 'U'?"

Still, Dirty Ernie is the only one with his hand up. He exclaims, "Teacher, pick me! I know a word that starts with 'U'!"

The teacher sighs, and says, "Okay, Ernie, what word starts with 'U'?"

He replies, "Urinate."

"Wow, Ernie, that's a big word," the teacher says, "Can you use it in a sentence?"

"Sure. 'Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten'."

(Urinate = You're an eight)