Dinner at the Retirement Center ...

and a poor dear old woman with Alzheimer's is dancing around on top of the table. She stops in front of a gentleman, lifts up her skirt, and shouts "Super Pussy"!

He looks a bit perplexed, thinks for a minute, then says "I believe I'll have the soup, thanks."

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