A Marine goes to a hooker, things start heating up and she notices he isn't hard. She asks if he needs help getting it up. Too which he replies, no ma'am I've got complete control over my body. He then yell "Private Ten Hut" and his dick gets hard.. impressed the prostitute asks if he can get it to go limp again, the marine replies of course, and yells "Private at ease." immediately his dick goes limp. The prostitute says can I see that again. Again the Marine calls his dick to attention, then the prostitute starts playing with his balls. She tells him to make it go limp again. The Marine yells "Private at ease," nothing happens, again he yells "Private at ease," and again nothing happens. He yells one last time "God dammit, Private i said at ease!" Nothing happens the Marine then proceeds to walk to the corner, and masturbate. He finishes and the prostitute asks him what that was all about he replies. "Dishonorable Discharge Ma'am"
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