S.H.I.T.


MEMORANDUM
SUBJECT: ADDITIONAL TRAINNING


It is now and always has been the policy of this company to
assure its employees that they are well trained. Through our
Special High Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T.). We have
given our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in the
area.


If any employee feels that he/she can advance to a higher level
position by taking more S.H.I.T., he/she is advised to ask a
supervisor for more. Our Management personel are specially
trained to see that their employees get all the S.H.I.T. they
can handle.


Any individual who feels that he/she has not received their fair
share of Special High Intensity Training he/she is advised to
inform their supervisor so that the individual can be placed at
the very top of the S.H.I.T. list; making them eligible for
S.H.I.T. supplied by an independent consultant.

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