"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen,"he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face."You know, it's the weirdest thing-I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."
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