A man goes to his friend for advice as his wife always finds out he's drunk when he comes home

His friend tells him to go home looking angry, and take of his clothes and have a shower as that would help mask his breath and erase the smell.the man agrees and rides his bike home after having a few drinks, he goes home looking angry and takes off his clothes just when he's about to enter the bathroom, his wife asks him if he's drunk. He replies no, im just having a shower and the wife says why didn't you take off your helmet if you're having a shower. And the man dies...

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