Two men are told by a woman that they needs to diet, to which they respond "We are on a seafood diet" and then say "See food!" and eat a pizza.
The woman responds by saying "Well I am on a semen diet". One man is confused and the other is excited, then she says "See men!" and viciously eats their faces off.
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