Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash?

Naming daughters

This is one of those jokes that is better told verbally (you'll see why...

The Golden Screw...

So one day a man and his wife are expecting a baby. As they settle down for...

I keep getting a...

The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome.

Why wont Apple...

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Important note

Important note from a car manual: Backing rapidly at a tree significantly...

Priorities of Life

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items in front of...

What did he do ?

A police officer was sitting in his car with his K9 partner in the back seat....

Kick Blonde Ass

There was a blonde in the middle of a wheat field, in a row boat, rowing....

Husband sent a...

Husband sent a text to wife at night, “Hi I will get late, plz try and wash...

Did you Scratch...

Dad - Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son - What's up, Dad? D-...