Did you hear about the baby born without any eyelids? It's alright, they managed to fashion some eyelids out of his foreskin.

He's alright, just a little cock-eyed.

Shamelessly [stolen](https://i.imgur.com/WfHSJb5.jpg) from /u/DoctorMcTits in /r/funny, where it will likely be deleted soon anyway.

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