Back in the colonial days, the people of the Canadian capital decided the whole of the northern land needed a name- but no one could agree what it should be. So the mayor had all the letters of the alphabet, from A to Zed, put on little pieces of paper and shuffled in a top hat. Then the mayor said "Whatever letters I draw, that's the name of our new country. Here goes..."
He drew the first letter: "It's a "C", eh". Then the next letter: "It's an "N", eh."...
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