Baby, It's Cold Outside - The Cosby Version

I really can't stay
(But baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away
(But baby, it's cold outside)

Bill – I think that you should stop
(How ‘bout I get you a puddin’ pop)
Why’s your hand on my rear?
(This will help your career)

I this feels a bit skeevy
(I played a Doctor on TV )
Well, maybe just a half a drink more
(I’ll put a Roofie in while I pour)

I’ll keep saying, "No, no, no sir"
(Soon your memory will all be a blur)
Won’t the public be suspicious?
(I’ll say that your statements are fictitious)

Say, what’s in this drink?
(It’s called Flunitrazepam, I think)
Why’d you change into a robe?
(Get ready for the anal probe)

This is starting to get really creepy
(Your getting really sleepy)
I have to take a little nappy
(Prepare to meet Mr. Happy)

(I got you over that hold out)
(Yes, it's bold and I’m old)
(But Baby, it's cold out side)