One day a kid was walking down the street and was getting all of these funny looks.He waent to his girlfriends house and her mom ansered the door.She screamed and said that he wasn't aloud to see her any more.When he went home more people were starring and laughing.As he walked to his room his mother said that he had to go to the doctor. He didn't know what she meant. When they got there the nurse got them in right away. As they were waiting for the doctor he glanced in the mirror."Oh shit my nose looks like my dick but bigger!" The Doctor came in and said that his body was making up for not being big in the pants.
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