blondes

what reindeer laughed at rudolf?


olive.........(say this out loud) ALL OF the other raindeer,
used to laugh and call him names..........


one day, a blonde brunett and redhead all were in a elevator.
they all noticed something white on the floor. well the redhead
put her head down and said, "i have no idea what it is." then
the redhead put her head down, and said, "i think its cum."
After that remark, the blonde put her head down, tasted it, and
said, " well its no one in this building!"


a blonde, brunett and redhead were all about to get killed. The
redhead was called up, and the killer asked if she had any final
words. she said no, and the killer was about to shoot her, when
she said TORNADO! so the man looked around panicly, and gave the
redhead enough time to run away. then the brunett was called up,
and the killer asked if she had any final words and she said no.
So he said, "ready, set -" but the brunett interuped him by
saying earthquake!! so the killer got down under a table, giving
the girl enough time to run away. Finally the blonde was called
over. the killer asked if she had any final words, but she said
no. So the killer said, " Ready, Set -" and the blonde shouted
FIRE!!!