Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do:


When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.


1. The woman goes to the store.


2. The woman fixes the vegetables, salad and dessert.


3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with all the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to
the man, who is lounging next to the barbecue, drinking a beer.


4. The man places the meat on the grill.


5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check on the
vegetables.


6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.


7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
woman.


8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.


9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


10. The man asks the woman how she liked her "night off".


And upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there is
just no pleasing some women.