Deer went through the forest and suddenly stuck in the bog. He tried to get out of it but only got deeper and deeper.
When only his head was over the water he saw Rabbit and asked him to help. Rabbit came to him, looked around. After that he jumped on deer's head and started to fuck him in his nostril. Deer sneezed and snorted.
- You little shit! Stop it! If i just get out I bite your head off, you bastard!
- Remember, horny, nobody has escaped from my paws. Ever.
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