(NSFW) A father was in a hurry so he asked his 5 year old daughter

To take a shower with him so they can done quicker. When the daughter ask what this is, pointing to his penis he said that's my doll. Then she said can I play with your doll and he said no. So later that night they went to bed. The next day the father woke up in the hospital and asked the nurse what happened and she said that your daughter was playing with your doll and it spit up one her so she bit it's fucking head off

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