A guy recently purchased a house and is moving in when his neighbor comes out to greet him.
Neighbor: Hi! I'm Billy. What's your name?
New Owner: Nice to meet you Billy. I'm Tom.
Billy: What do you do Tom?
Tom: I work in deductive reasoning.
Billy: What's deductive reasoning?
Tom: Well Billy ... I can look at your backyard from here and see that you have a dog house and from that I can deduce that you own a dog.
Billy: That's Right! What else?
Tom: Well, because you have a dog, and live in a large house, and you have a ring on your finger, I can deduce that you have kids and a wife. Right?
Billy: Yes, that's all right! Tell me more!
Tom: Okay ... you have a dog, a wife, kids, this big house, that dog house, the ring, I can further deduce that you are not gay. Right?
Billy: Wow! Totally right!
Tom: THAT ... is deductive reasoning!
--- later that night, Billy is with his friends at the local bar ---
Billy: I met my neighbor today. Nice guy. Works in deductive reasoning.
Friend: What's deductive reasoning?
Billy: It's really simple ... do you have a dog?
Friend: No, why?
Billy: Then you're gay!
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