Mary Sue passed away in the middle of the night, so her husband,
Bubba, called 911. The operator answering the call said they
would be sending someone over right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba answered, "At the end of Eucalyptus Lane."
Then the operator asked, "Could you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause, until Bubba finally said, "How about if
I drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there?"
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