Deaf and Mute Parents

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his
dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he
finally gets up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes
better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date
the following Saturday evening. Saturday night the man arrives
at her house with flowers and candy.


To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come
in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you
while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you, though, they
are both deaf mutes."


With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to
her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is
a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely
silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and
mom is busy knitting.


After about ten minutes of complete silence, mom jumps from her
chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a
glass of water over her fanny. Just as suddenly, dad launches
himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her
from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and balances a
match stick in front of his eye. The room is plunged back into
eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.


Ten minutes later, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready
for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young
man completely distracted by the ongoings earlier in the living
room.


At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have
I done something wrong?" "No, it's not you," he replied, "It's
just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for
you and I am still a bit shocked. First your mother jumps from
her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and
throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that
weren't enough, your father races from his chair, leans her over
the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and
places a match stick by his eye."


"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.


The man can't believe her casual response.


"That's how they communicate! Mom was simply saying, 'Are you
going to get this asshole a drink?' and dad replied, 'No, fuck
him. I'm watching the match.'"