David asked him, "You have three sets of twins, three! Tell me, what is your secret!"
"I'll tell you," replied Mike, "but you gotta do exactly as I say."
David nodded his head fervently, "Okay, okay, tell me!"
"So, it's a four day process," Mike started, "The first day, you gotta play with her vagina, get her real fired up and horny. But stop there, don't have sex yet."
David stood in rapt attention.
"The second day, play with it again. Get her really turned on, use toys if you have to."
David was getting excited
"Now the third day, reallllly turn it up a notch. I'm talking about crank it up to eleven."
"Yeah! Yeah!" David interjected, "And the fourth day?!"
"The fourth day," Mike said, "on the fourth day, you call me."
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