Today I offered sex to a beautiful young lady

In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some sort of bathroom cleaner... Of course I declined her offer because I am a person with high moral standards and strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strength all purpose bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents.

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