One day a daughter went to her father and asked for a prom dress. The father said, "if you give me a blowjob I will bye you the prettiest dress in the store!" She said "your gross dad" and went on her way. Two weeks before the prom she again asked her father for the dress, he replied "you know what to do, if you give me a blowjob, you will get the dress!" She again replied "your sick dad" and went on her way. Three days before the prom she again asked her dad for the dress, he again said "you know what to do to get the dress" except this time she agreed! After she got through giving him a blowjob she said "damn dad, your dick taste like shit!" He said " I know, your brother needed to barrow the car!
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