One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He lowered the window between him and his driver, and ordered the car to be stopped. The driver pulled the car to the side of the road, and the lawyer got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then,” instructed the lawyer.
“But, sir, I have a wife and two children!”
“Bring them along!” replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, “Come with us.”
“But sir, I have a wife and six children!” the second man answered.
“Even better. Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “No problem. The grass at my home is almost a foot tall.”
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