Three guys and a girl are traveling to Mars and it is day 2. John is excited because he wants space sex. However, he finds out Stella already entered hypersleep while he was doing a chore. Damn, says John, now I will have to wait until we get to Mars before I have space sex. That will be sex on Mars, which doesn{t even count. I wanted to lose my space virginity. Now I will never have Space sex! Not with that attitude, says Thrifty Mike.
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