one christmas eve santa came downa chimney and saw a lady
dressed in a skimpy black dress and she said " Santa don't you
wanna stay a while longer?" and he says "ho ho ho santa's gotta
go, gotta deliver presents to all the chilldren you know". so
another chimney he goes down and that lady is there she is
dressed in a towel "santa are you sure you don't wanna stay?" he
sais "ho ho ho santa's gotta go gotta deliver presents to all
the chilldren you know" and the next chimney he goes down that
lady is there but she is naked holing a champaigne glass and
looks at him and says "santa are you really really sure you
don't wanna stay?" and he replies "hey hey hey santas gotta stay
can't get up the chimney with this woody in the way!".
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