Damn Ham

So a very religious women went into a deli to buy dinner for her family and she's sees this butcher and asks him, "What's that?"

The butcher says, "That there, ma'am, that's Dam Ham."

The woman gets offended, she says, "I'm a very religious woman, can you please watch your language?"

The butcher says, "No, no, no, they call it Dam Ham because it's fish they caught at the Dam."

And the woman says, "okay, I see, I see, well, it looks wonderful."

So she goes home and starts to cook dinner for her family and her husband asks," Honey, what are we having for dinner?"

And she says, "Well, we're having Dam Ham."

And he says, "Honey! You know we don't use that language in this house."

She says, "No, no, no, they call it Dam Ham because it's fish they caught at the Dam."

He says, "Oh, I see, well, it smells delicious."

So they sit down at the table with their two beautiful children and the husband asks the wife, "Can you please pass some of that Dam Ham?"

And the little boys ears light up, he can't believe what he's hearing. The kid says, "Woah dad, right on. Hey mom, why don't you pass those fucking potatoes?"