An 80 year old man and woman met in their nursing home and had been flirting for weeks. The man sits by her one day and says "so Maude, I was able to get ahold of some Viagra. What do you think about meeting me in the janitor's closet during bingo?" "Oh Harold, I'd love to." she giddily replies and they go their separate ways to get ready. Later they both meet inside the closet and start undressing. "Wait, Harold" she says "before we do anything I wanted to let you know that I have acute angina." To which Harold replies "well that's good news because those are the ugliest titties I've ever seen."
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