Dad Joke #1

My dad had a repertoire of five jokes that were his favorite and would tell over and over, always cracking himself up to the point of tears before the punch line. Here's one:

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in and the boss says, “This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?”
The first candidate says, “Well shit! You got no ears, man!”
So the boss yells, “Get the fuck out!”
The next candidate comes in and the boss says to him, “This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?”
The second candidate says, “That’s easy. You've got no ears!”
So the boss says to him, “Get the fuck out!”
As the second guy leaves, he sees the third candidate in the waiting room. He says to him, “The boss has no ears so don’t say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it.”
So the third candidate goes in and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?”
The third candidate looks at him studiously and says, “Your wearing contacts.”
The boss says, “Yeah, how did you know?”
The third candidate replies, “Well shit, you can’t wear glasses cause you ain’t got no fuckin' ears!"