Customer Service.
George: “Dude different IKEA stores keep hanging up my calls”
Matt: “Yeah why is that? They usually answer all of my questions”
George: “Yeah usually for me as well.. That’s strange”
Matt: “You must be doing something weird, what do you call and ask for?”
George: “Nothing weird man, all I say is “Hi my name is George and I want _one night stand_”
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