One morning a school bus stops in front of this bakery, and 20 kids come out of it and into the shop, and the first one asks the baker:
- Got cucumber pie?
- Nope, I don't have that...
The second kid:
- Got cucumber pie?
- No!
...and so on, all 20 of them.
The next day the same kids come back:
- Got cucumber pie?
- Nope, still haven't got it and actually I've never heard of it!
- Got cucumber pie?
- Jesus, what's wrong with you kids?
The kids keep coming back every day. After a week or so, they show up in the morning and the first one asks:
- Got cucumber pie?
- YES! I'VE GOT 20 RIGHT THERE! ALL THE CUCUMBER PIES YOU CAN EAT! I SPENT MY NIGHT MAKING THEM! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
- Yuck. Cucumber pie's disgusting.
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