Women's Conference

At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up:


"At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.


Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.


After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."


The crowd cheered.


The second speaker from America stood up:


"After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.


After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."


The crowd cheered.


The third speaker from Australia stood up:


"After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself.


After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."