Crushed nuts?


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.


After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"


" No," he replied, "arthritis."


Submitted by Phil

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