Rosco was wondering through a mall one day, and he happened upon a clock shop where there was a gorgeous lady working at the desk.
Rosco walked right up to the desk, whipped out his penis, and put it right next to the lady.
The lady was alarmed and said, "Wait just a minute there, man! This is a clock shop, not a cock shop!"
Rosco replied, "I know, I want you to put two hands and a face on this!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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