A little boy walks into his grandmother's kitchen. She tells him, "Get out, I'm cooking my cranberry pudding."
The boy says, "Oh, okay," and walks up to the counter and takes all the cranberries.
The grandmother quickly finishes up what she's doing and runs after her grandson. She runs all through the house, calling his name, but can't find him anywhere. Finally she hears her husband call for her from the bathroom. Inside, she finds her husband sitting on the toilet, trousers about his knees, eating cranberries from the bowl held aloft by her grandson.
Her grandson tells her, "Get out. We're cooking cranberry pudding."
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