A boyfriend and a girlfriend have been together for nine love-filled years. On the day of their 9th anniversary, they walk by the park of their first date and he gives her a little black box. The girlfriend is shocked and is holding back a big smile. As she opens it, she sees that it was only earrings. She proceeds to yell at him and say "We've been together nine years and still not married and you give me earrings?! Next year, you better come with a ring!"
Next year on their 10th anniversary, he takes her out to a fancy dinner and then they go back to his place to have some more wine and play some romantic music. They begin to have sex on his bed and during sex, she notices something poking at her more than usual but she ignores it. When he finishes, he asks her "Take off my condom." Confused, she takes off the used condom from him and looks inside with a squint and notices an engagement ring floating inside the condom!
"I didn't forget what you said! I came with a ring!"
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