Cow Branding

Bill goes to his friend's house with 3 bandages and 2 black
eyes. He walks in, and his friend asks what happens. Bill tries
not to explain because it is so embarrassing. But his friend
talks him into explaining.


Bill starts to talk... "Well I was branding a cow with my wife
the other day, and it was a beautiful cow and a great looking
brand. When we went to sleep, we heard the cow mooing in pain,
so we went out to check what was happening. We went outside, and
nothing was there, so we went back to sleep. Well, we woke up
the next day to find our cow was gone, so we went to the nearby
farm to look for the cow with our brand. We started searching,
and I finally found it. I lifted the tail of the cow and saw a
brand on its huge butt. So I yelled to my wife, THIS LOOKS LIKE
YOURS HONEY!"