Three kids argue, whose father is the fastes. One says:
- My father is the fastest, he can overtake the arrow that he shooted with the arch.
The second one:
- My father is even faster - when he hunts, he can gunshoot an animal and run up to the animal before it fells down.
The third:
- You actually don't understand what speed is. My father works in municipality. He finishes work at 4:30 pm, but he's back home by 3:45 pm already!
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