To find a woman you need **time** and **money**
Woman = Time x Money
**"Time is Money"**
Time = Money
Therefore:
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)^2
**"Money is the root of all problems"**
Money = √Problems
Therefore Woman = (√Problems)^2
**Woman = Problems**
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