Trevor was feeling rather passionate. He jumped into bed beside his wife and began to make love. But before he got far his wife began to complain about the cost of living.
"Everything has gone up," she moaned. "The price of food, the cost of clothes, even all the little things you need around the house like cleaning materials. I'd be happy if just one thing went down!"
"You got your wish" came the sleepy reply.
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