And throws up on himself as a result. He is distraught by this as his wife will be upset. The bartender notices this and gives him some advice.
"Don't worry about it. Put $20 in your pocket. When your wife asks you about the vomit, tell her someone else threw up on you and gave you $20 for dry cleaning."
The man says "That's brilliant!" Proceeds to drink a few more beers then heads home.
His wife is there waiting for him and berates him.
"Look at you, you're drunk again!"
"No no honey, I'm not."
"Of course you are, you reek of booze and you're covered in vomit!"
"No no, someone else threw up on me and gave me $20 for dry cleaning my shirt, see?"
"But that's $40..."
"Oh right! He shit my pants too."
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