Female comebacks!


Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?


woman:unfertilized


Guy:my place or yours??


Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours!


Guy:is this seat empty?


Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!


Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?


Woman:Do not enter


Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!


Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?


Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy!


Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.


Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?


Woman:Yeah,that's why I don't go there anymore!


Guy:what do you do for a living?


Woman:I'm a female impersonator.


Guy:your body is like a temple!


Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.

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