Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertilized
Guy:my place or yours??
Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours!
Guy:is this seat empty?
Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!
Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman:Do not enter
Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?
Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy!
Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.
Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah,that's why I don't go there anymore!
Guy:what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.
Guy:your body is like a temple!
Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
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