One Day 3 men were driving down a road and there car broke down so they had to walk to a gas station or a hotel. They walked for 300 miles and they finally came to this one house in the middle of nowhere. They knocked on the front door and an old woman answered the door.
One of the men asked "Can we come in and rest and have something to eat?"
The woman said " Only if all of you have sex with me."
The man replied loudly " NO WAY!!!!"
Then she said "Well there is not going to be another gas station or service station for 300 miles."
They all agreed and said yes. When the first man came in she said I am ready the man said ok hold on I will be right back. But you have to keep this blind fold on and she did.
The man then went out to the feild and got 3 cobs of corn. He came back and stuck one in and took it out and threw it out the window and did that with each ear of corn.
After the woman said"Man, That was the best I have ever had in 70 years!"
Then he went outside and told his friends to come inside and eat.
"No" they said "It is ok we were sitting out here and we saw corn falling out the window and we saved you a peice."
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