So a cop is monitoring a stop sign and pedestrian crossing.
A guy pulls up to the stop sign, slows down and little a proceeds thru. The cop pulls him over an explains that he did not stop at the sign.
The explains that he is a lawyer and that since he slowed down that is close enough.
The cop pulls out his night stick and starts to beat the man and says "So, well, would you like me to slow down or stop"
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