They pitched their tents under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the night Holmes woke Watson up and said "Watson, look up at the sky. Tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars" replied Watson; to which Holmes said "And what do you deduce from that?"
"Well, if there are millions of stars and systems, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely that there are some planets out there like Earth. And if there are even a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.
And Holmes replied "Watson, you idiot, it means somebody stole your tent!"
**Edit:** *Sorry for the spelling errors, I was typing this in a hurry.*
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