A man wakes up screaming one day, picks up the phone and calls his wife who knew he was constipated the day before. When she picks up the phone he gripes, "That god damn laxative said guaranteed to work by 8 a.m.!"His wife asks, "Well did it work?""Yes!" he screams. "But I didn't wake up until 9!"
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