As he steps in the doctor grabs his coat and the nurse takes his temperature it comes out to 88 degrees, she grabs a new thermometer and still he's 88 degrees, she goes to grab the doctor. Her and the doctor whisper worriedly as they look back at McCartney, the doctor then walks back to the man who's now concerned, and says "sir, according to the thermometers you have severe hypothermia!" Paul just scoffs and replies"you had me worried for a second!" the doctor counfusedly asks why, and McCartney replies "I'm always below 90 degrees... I'm the acute one"
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