and she wasn't there. Her sister was there with sexy lingerie and she said "I feel something for you and I want to have sex with you", I was astonished and so I started heading to the car. Then my girlfriend appeared and said "I love you because you didn't cheat on me".
Morale of the story: always have the condoms in your car.
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