College Spend most of your time in a dimly lit lab,playing XTrek and drinking
Jolt. Interact only with other CS majors, and only via the 'net if you can
manage it.Become passionately involved only in the continuing
IBM/Commodore/Macintosh debate.
Real Life Spend most of your time in a dimly lit office, playing Flight
Simulator and drinking gourmet coffee...at least five cups an hour. Interact
only with your own project team, and then only via e-mail. Become passionately
involved in the continuing debate over who pays when the schedule slips, which
wasn't your fault because you told them to take DOOM-playing into account from
the beginning.
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