Come On In!

A couple enjoyed getting away from their high-stress jobs by spending weekends in their motor home, but their peace and quiet was often disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers.

Finally, they found a way to assure themselves privacy.

They painted a sign near their RV's door:

"Ask us about our Whole Life policies!"

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